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“White people stole my car” – A Joke on Google that has now become a search trend!

After the racism row over the pictures used by Microsoft now I get this email.

[To know more about Microsoft Racism case read this: Microsoft Guilty of Bad Photoshop Use, Not Racism]

The email had a screenshot of Google search result, in which the search term was “white people stole my car” and in the result page the image shows response from Google as “Did you mean: black people stole my car”.

I’m 100% sure this was just a joke which was played by some mischievous guy (gal). But for the sake of it I did tried searching the phrase and found that we are not able to (re)create the scenario. Either Google has already fixed it or this was never the case. I believe in the latter.

Well whoever played this joke on Google pulled a fast one! I hope people take this joke in a good taste and just laugh it off. :-)

For your reference see the original picture below:

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The Alleged Screen Shot

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Discussion

1,259 comments for ““White people stole my car” – A Joke on Google that has now become a search trend!”

  • Djdeadhead13

    I just did it WHITE PEOPLE STOLE MY BIKE and first 2 results were about Niggers!!!!  GOOGLE IS RACIST

  • Belle

    WOW i agree, 
    Its really disgusting how low people can get, honestly some of the comments and justifications for their racism are just ignorant and degrading. Don’t you realise that when you say something racist you insult them but most of all your just insulting your self. People should grow up this is how wars and violence start, ignorance and immaturity leading to minorities and intolerance on both sides. Isn’t the world beyond this? 

  • Isa

    Its a JOKE you just need to take it in its immaturity and laugh it off, laughter IS the best medicine

  • Djdeadhead13

    IT IS NOT A JOKE   I TYPED WHITE PEOPLE STOLE MY BIKE AND GOOGLES FIRST COMMENT IS ABOUT NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • One Real Ass Nigga

    Shut your stupid ass up bitch. Grow some nuts and strap up and do a mass murder of all blacks in your neighborhood if you hate us soo much…Bet your dumb ass be surprised when those choppers start firing back at your faggot ass…BITCH

  • melvin_best

    relax dude, ur trippin’ man, it’s an innocent motherf** JOKE! nothing will change with this…

    people should laugh at you, for the EXTREME LACK OF HUMOUR…. haha get a life…

  • brandon

    this is to EVERYONE:

    guys, all men and women are equal. regardless of race, religion, sex, personal beliefs, weren’t we all put here for a reason? i don’t think the reason was to hate eachother, or we wouldn’t have been put together. i don’t care if you’re african, asian, european, what have you, you’re a human. i don’t like it when people trash other races, because that’s just disrespecting yourself as a human. hell, i consider us all one race anyways. we may be from different countries, but don’t we share the same world? don’t call a group of people “blacks”, because that just defines physical appearances, not them as a whole. now, for you truly racist people out there, why? why do you dislike other races? slavery is in the past, and “white” people even shed their own blood to end it, didn’t they? just because one person has a bad idea, and is a bad person, doesn’t mean all of that “color” are the same. in fact, i’m so happy i got to grow up in such a diverse world. so many different cultures to enjoy, different things to try, and isn’t that what life is about? how boring would it be to all be the same? i just hope maybe, just maybe, someday we’ll look past small things like religion or “color” and start looking at the actual person, and their character. in the end, color is only for the sighted. sometimes i wish everyone was blind so it wouldn’t matter. (yes, i know, a world full of blind people would be bad, but, it’s just to prove a point.) everyone needs to learn to love eachother. we’ll never be at peace until we do, or until we all kill eachother off -.- i don’t know about you, but killing everyone off seems like the dumb idea to me.

  • Skriddskridds

    1. don’t use all caps. 
    2. Periods are our friends. After getting laid AND to break up one looooooooong ass sentence.
    3. Telling people to crawl in a whole and die, it’s spelled “hole” for you to use later, won’t get them to listen to what you have to say.
    4. Just trying to help, but don’t say you’re smarter than other people if you’re not spelling right, not breaking up a big  paragraph into easier to read sentences, or yelling with all caps.
    5. Oh, And using “black cunt”. If you don’t want someone else to call YOUR mother a “black cunt”, don’t use it yourself.

    Other than that, I didn’t think it was funny either, and for the most part, I like the way you think about it. It SHOULD disgust the youth, it’s really NOT that funny, and racists need to just STFU. The white AND black ones!

    Keep working on that grammar though!

  • Skridds

    Yes, you might convey intelligence more concisely with better writing skills, but I’m pretty sure any attempt at correcting your obviously ingrained undertone of the content in your statement would only result in diminished returns. Ya think?

    But I’ve no doubt you’ll still get more “likes” than me, so you’ll still be “winning!”. At least in some way.

  • Skridds

    But it’s fucked up when you say European descendants hate and really hypocritical your kind is. “Blue Eyes” hangs on my wall because when there were black opening acts for him, or even headlining acts themselves, they were told to enter the club through the kitchen. He said, “If they go through the kitchen, so will I”, and of course they wouldn’t let Frank Sinatra go through anything other than the front door.

    Lumping a cool Caucasian brother like that, especially when he had so much to lose and not much to gain at the time,  with hateful whites who tell us to go back to Africa, is just as bad as………

  • Skridds

    NO! Blacks don’t love to play the race card. We haven’t had a ball on “easy street”. Just because 90% of the black men you see in the media are only associated with music, sports or crime, doesn’t mean that’s the truth. 

    To justify it, here’s is a “reverse” race card play: 
    The Tuskegee syphilis experiment[1] (also known as the Tuskegee syphilis study or Public Health Service syphilis study) was an infamousclinical study conducted between 1932 and 1972 in Tuskegee, Alabama by the U.S. Public Health Service to study the natural progression of untreatedsyphilis in poor, rural black men who thought they were receiving free health care from the U.S. government.[1]
    The Public Health Service, working with the Tuskegee Institute, began the study in 1932. Investigators enrolled in the study a total of 600 impoverished, African-American sharecroppers from Macon County, Alabama; 399 who had previously contracted syphilis before the study began, and 201 without the disease. For participating in the study, the men were given free medical care, meals, and free burial insurance. They were never told they had syphilis, nor were they ever treated for it. According to the Centers for Disease Control, the men were told they were being treated for “bad blood,” a local term used to describe several illnesses, including syphilis, anemia and fatigue.
    The 40-year study was controversial for reasons related to ethical standards; primarily because researchers knowingly failed to treat patients appropriately after the 1940s validation of penicillin as an effective cure for the disease they were studying. Revelation of study failures by awhistleblower led to major changes in U.S. law and regulation on the protection of participants in clinical studies. Now studies requireinformed consent (with exceptions possible for U.S. Federal agencies which can be kept secret by Executive Order[2]), communication ofdiagnosis, and accurate reporting of test results.[3]
    By 1947, penicillin had become the standard treatment for syphilis. Choices available to the doctors involved in the study might have included treating all syphilitic subjects and closing the study, or splitting off a control group for testing with penicillin. Instead, the Tuskegee scientists continued the study without treating any participants and withholding penicillin and information about it from the patients. In addition, scientists prevented participants from accessing syphilis treatment programs available to others in the area.[4] The study continued, under numerous US Public Health Service supervisors, until 1972, when a leak to the press eventually resulted in its termination. The victims of the study included numerous men who died of syphilis, wives who contracted the disease, and children born with congenital syphilis.[5]————-Mostly forgiven since it happened awhile ago, and who in the media would want to bring that shit up anyway……….just not forgotten. By a LOT of blacks….but could you blame us? Kinda F-ed up, ain’t it? 

    And to still be pulled over for blatant bullshit even after earning my diploma, retiring from the military with honors, earning my degree and being a loving husband/father and be treated like a fucking disrespectful thug? I just smile, chalk it up to the U.S., and go home to kiss my wife and kids. 
    Knowing that it could happen again tmrw…. But to know that if I was white I would NEVER have to worry about something like that? Or worry about my father, grandfather, uncles or anyone. It’s all about perspectives. It just hurts from mine. Sometimes I think it would be nice to be white for a little while, so I wouldn’t be angered by brutal things in my race’s past, sad about the current state or have to worry about the lives of young white men. Just because they’re white. Naa, it is what it is, and I’m a good man with brains. Just remember, it’s easier to rule a divided country than a united one. Easier to swindle OUR $$$. Easier to pass laws. Blacks aren’t the enemy. Big Corporations are. For ALL Americans.

  • Skridds

    *Two thumbs up*

  • Skridds

    “and black people dont say holmes …stupid ass” 

    I couldn’t call him racist because i didn’t know what ppl he was talking about! LOL

  • Skridds

    TVland? ANY programming up until the 70′s. Unless you wanted to be a maid, a butler, a singer or shuckin’ n jiving!

    Have you seen old Bugs Bunny cartoons? Wow, I can’t believe you went there…lol 

  • Skridds

    See, that ain’t even right. If you don’t want to be called a jigaboo spear chucker……

  • Skridds

    LOL Man, where ARE you guys? Those digital balls just don’t upload to the real world, do they? 

    I could respect Neo-nazis when I was in Germany because when we saw each other, we made sure we knew we didn’t like each other. With a look, sometimes a gesture, something. But YOU pussies….SMDH

  • Skridds

    We don’t hate ya’ll….and they might hate him. I just laugh because he thinks that could hurt a real man’s feelings.

  • Skridds

    I HEARD THAT!!! 

    LISTEN UP…REAL white folks are talking now! 

  • Skridds

    Well said beautiful

  • Skridds

    School’s  a lot different from normal life, but I understand where you’re coming from. Too much of either race will have the minority on eggshells if it’s not a good school.

    Hang in there and remember that after high school there’s a huge world with many different people within many different cultures…good AND bad.

  • Skridds

    I’ve had the pleasure of living in 3 different countries and yes, Americans are more ignorant when it comes to other countries/cultures. Sorry for your loss Beta

  • Skridds

    Sandwiches!? LOL 

    That’s not a good fight. Because BOTH sides made MANY great inventions. 

    Ie: Cotton Gin= white

    Crop rotation with peanuts (& all the uses of) so you could CONTINUE growing cotton=black

    The reason it’s brought up often among blacks is that once upon a time if it wasn’t, it wouldn’t be. Until businesses figured out they could make $$$$ of course. 

    That’s all.

  • Skridds

    And big ass DIGITAL Klan balls

    Power down=No balls
    Power up=SuperWhiteRaceBigOlBallsInNiggerFaces!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Skridds

    Yeah, sometimes we are

  • Skridds

    In ancient times black people never tied white slaves to trees, castrated them to keep cock souvenirs in their closets and burned them alive….oh, im sorry. That was AFTER slavery.

    ….lets not talk payback, ok?

  • Skridds

    Whose documents, brainiac?

  • Skridds

    I heard THAT baby. Put some cheese in mine! lol

  • Skridds

    I’d agree with you, but since you’re too much of a pussy to say in the real world what you say here…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GMSMHEXPEEEMPKOM22OZUZMBVY Lara Porter

    I just paíd $ 22.85 for an íPäd 2 64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panäsoníc Lümix GF 1 Camera that we got for $ 38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $ 674 which only cost me $ 62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, Centb.côm

  • Skridds

    Love your mind…if you weren’t 16! lol

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JCV426FCI67IKGE5LWZIS725GY MJ J

    Suck it white bitch!!!!!

  • 13YearOldAfricaN

    guys luk ok! i’M BLACK! IM PURE AFRICAN OK,, EVN THO THIS SEEMS RACIST ITS JUST A JOKE OK? THERZ LOTSA WHITE PEPOPLE JOKES LYK HW THEY GET PINK IN THE SUN N HW WEN THEIR SICK THEIR GREEN, WHEN THEIR BON THEY PINK WHEN THEY DEAD THEY BLUE OK? I HOPE U BLACK PEOPLE SEE THAT THEIR ALSO WHITE PEOPLE JOKES SO DNT STREESS! #WordsFromNAfricann.!

  • Americans

    Sorry for starting all yer shit:>

  • Mistbayhaven

    Black was misspelled hence it is in bold. They then changed the word black in the search line to white. It was meant to in flame  the coals of racism that were cooling and healing. Damn idiots!

  • Bellend

    “FUNNY THING IS IM HALF OF YALL AGE, & I SMARTER THAN YALL” – which is why you have absolutely no command over linguistics or grammar, I suppose?   

  • Fahrad

    “OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  - you’ve clearly illustrated your age-group.
    ” ALL OF YALL RACIST DUMB ASSES NEED TO JUS STFU SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IIFE & FOR “STUPID BLACK CUNT” CRAWL IN A WHOLE & DIE ” –  I’m sorry, but I found that sentence, well, string of words….nevermind. The point I’m making is that it’s not exactly ‘light reading’ . Racism is clearly wrong, but so is this calibre of writing in the year 2011.  

    “THAT’S UN CALLED FOR” – indeed, it was.  

     ”FUNNY THING IS IM HALF OF YALL AGE, & I SMARTER THAN YALL !!” – anyone with an IQ above room-temperature can clearly see this isn’t the case.  

    “SERIOUSLY THIS JUST MESSED UP MY WHOLE DAY” – breathe deeply.  

    “IT S PEOPLE ,LIKE YOU WHO DONT EVEN BELONG IN THIS WORLD,”  - sorry, but that isn’t true.  Belonging can be a slippery term.

    “ITS ALREADY ENOUGH NEGATIVITY IN THE WORLD WE DONT NEED YOU ADDING TO IT!!” – yes, mindless racism needs to be stamped out.

    “ITS ONLY BECAUSE YOUR JEALOUS POINT BLANK”  - can you clarify this perhaps? Of what exactly? How did you reach this conclusion?
       

    ” AS FOR THE GOOGLE THING I DNT THINK ITS FUNNY AT ALL”  - I must admit,  I did find it pretty funny. As did my mixed-race partner.

    “R U SERIOUS GET OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR” – I think you may need a new keyboard.  Not only is your caps-lock / shift key stuck,  your ‘r’ key seems to be sticking too. 

     ”MUST OF YOU RACIST SOUND LIKE DUMMY’S,” – was that meant to be plural?

    “THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE YOU MAKE A JOKE OUT OF. ITS NOT LIKE SOMEBODY SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL & FALLING” –  hmmm.  I think you will find that a slipping on a banana peel could actually result in some pretty serious injuries.  The floor would have to be pretty hard 

    “IM THE FRIGGGING YOUTH SPEAKING RIGHT NOW, THIS DISGUST ME SERIOUSLYYYYYYY????????????????////” – your ‘y’, ‘g’,'?’ & ‘/’ keys are also sticking. The ‘s’ key only seems to be working intermittently too.  On a side note, if this is how the current youth is speaking (and writing),  then I think there needs to be a serious education reform, pronto.   

    “FUNNY THING IS IM HALF OF YALL AGE, & I SMARTER THAN YALL” - Clearly, this has been proven false.    

  • foxxy

    Americans are the worst… Do you mean Americans as white people Americans or Americans as all the people who live in America Americans? These debates are great. I think most people getting on here and defending the offended are just as stereotyping as everybody else. Saying Americans are the worst when it comes to stereotyping IS a stereotype. You really can’t stop a stereotype and I think they are funny myself. I am white and rarely hear a white stereotype but would love to cause if you can’t laugh at yourself you can’t laugh at anybody else. Every night after work myself, and 2 coworkers, one being black and one being Mexican make racial jokes and poke at each other quite often. Get over it guys, some people are just ASSES.

  • Miss Mouse

    Duuuudee….. a lot of you guys are racist as fuck. I see shit about whites all being trailor trash and sleezy with family, and I take a LOT of offense to that. I’m white myself. But I also see all this crap about African Americans being idiots who all play basketball and don’t know anything and I take offense to that too, even though as far as I know, I have no black in me what so ever. Stereotypes are stupid AS FUCK. I know some people just can’t get that through their heads, and they just HAVE to think like that. Can we agree to disagree and keep comments like this to ourselves? All races every where add a lot to culture, and not every person of one race is the same. Yes, some pople DO fit the stereotypes, otherwise they wouldn’t exist, but seriously you guys. Be adults.
    The google thing is a JOKE. Deal with it:) No matter what we all say, this shit is still going to be around. Maybe some day stereotypes will kiss everyones ass, and we’ll all be happy, but until then, like I said, we just have to deal with it.

  • Far34

    i like feet

  • danielle nguyen

    how does my age have anything to do with my intelligence? if you feel i have a strong mind… i don’t see how my age does anything to hinder it. 

  • danielle nguyen

    how does my age have anything to do with my intelligence? if you feel i have a strong mind… i don’t see how my age does anything to hinder it. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    and you are ignorant as anyone can get… you would get offended and possibly ready to fight if someone were to say something like “ugh those fat wide nigger noses breathing up all the white mans air” or “they eat up all the fried chicken and it’s seeping from their pores” …”you can have a better conversation with a shelf because they are ignorant and only speak ebonics” orrrrr “they all on welfare cause they only can afford rocawear and coogie” orrr “they don’t have a pot to piss in..” some racist things… like you’re such a hypocrite…. i don’t expect anything less than ignorance from you because you were most likely brought up in an ignorant racist family…don’t say you aren’t racist because anytime you refer to someone’s skin color or make a prejudgment about them because of their skin color… that’s also racist… which you are… black people are racist too… and you are ignorant. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    and you are ignorant as anyone can get… you would get offended and possibly ready to fight if someone were to say something like “ugh those fat wide nigger noses breathing up all the white mans air” or “they eat up all the fried chicken and it’s seeping from their pores” …”you can have a better conversation with a shelf because they are ignorant and only speak ebonics” orrrrr “they all on welfare cause they only can afford rocawear and coogie” orrr “they don’t have a pot to piss in..” some racist things… like you’re such a hypocrite…. i don’t expect anything less than ignorance from you because you were most likely brought up in an ignorant racist family…don’t say you aren’t racist because anytime you refer to someone’s skin color or make a prejudgment about them because of their skin color… that’s also racist… which you are… black people are racist too… and you are ignorant. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    UM, no… that is for upper class people… NOT WHITE PEOPLE! i don’t see any TV station referring or appealing to only people of the white race.. and those are news channels… everyone watches those channels you just choose not to watch them… people of every race watch BET… (black entertainment television) so clearly the case is that you feel as i everyone is against the black race… when you are against everyone else because clearly they don’t give one care about race or they wouldn’t watch that channel..if anyone is racist it is you… look in the mirror, evaluate yourself before pointing your finger at others… you are the problem…not them… get it together… and even if they are racist (which there are) then they are ignorant…not the race as a whole… but the person.. don’t judge a whole group of people by a few ignorant people you come across because i can guarantee that not even majority whites are racist. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    UM, no… that is for upper class people… NOT WHITE PEOPLE! i don’t see any TV station referring or appealing to only people of the white race.. and those are news channels… everyone watches those channels you just choose not to watch them… people of every race watch BET… (black entertainment television) so clearly the case is that you feel as i everyone is against the black race… when you are against everyone else because clearly they don’t give one care about race or they wouldn’t watch that channel..if anyone is racist it is you… look in the mirror, evaluate yourself before pointing your finger at others… you are the problem…not them… get it together… and even if they are racist (which there are) then they are ignorant…not the race as a whole… but the person.. don’t judge a whole group of people by a few ignorant people you come across because i can guarantee that not even majority whites are racist. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    i apologize, got lost in your ignorance… please restate that in English. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    i apologize, got lost in your ignorance… please restate that in English. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    lolol want to know why, it’s called media… if you didn’t know… all crimes are not reported… funny thing is how ignorance is lack of knowledge, clearly that fits your criteria. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    lolol want to know why, it’s called media… if you didn’t know… all crimes are not reported… funny thing is how ignorance is lack of knowledge, clearly that fits your criteria. 

  • Danielle Nguyen

    lololol blacks crying over history?… clearly you don’t know your history because… before blacks were enslaved…Europeans were enslaved by Africans.. because of their failure to take over… 

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